Red menace for the ass president

Red menace for the ass president

February 16, 2017

It is no secret that at the beginning of the 70s the relations of the socialist camps and capitalist powers were far from friendly. In such conditions, the visit of the ardent anti-communist Richard Nixon to China looked like something absolutely incredible, but to the surprise of the entire world community, the president accepted the invitation of Mao. The importance of that trip is difficult to overestimate - its purpose was to fundamentally change the balance of forces in the Cold War. Therefore, the preparation for the event was more than serious. It was decided to send the American delegation in the amount of 100 people to choose the landing point "board number one", plan the president's route, analyze and assess security threats and other trifles. Everything went according to plan, except for one piquant detail - many of the "pioneers" were covered with red rash loin pieces. Scratching an itchy ass Nixon at the time of a handshake with Mao Zedong was somewhat at odds with the framework of elementary diplomatic propriety, so the problem had to be solved without fail.

The reason was found quickly enough - the toilet seats in the hotel, where they received dear guests, were made of Japanese lacquered wood. Urusi, the sap of this tree, being safe for Asians, can cause a strong allergic reaction in Caucasians. US delegates identified the essence of the problem through the listening devices installed in the rooms. And the next day, upon arrival at the hotel, they found in their rooms lace overlays for toilet bowls. Now the president could fly making history without any risk to the security of his own ass.

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  • Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president

    Red menace for the ass president